Cats

I am the elder, the keeper of days.

I have seen the dawn of the world.

I have lived through the fallen sky.

My roar (for food) echoes thousands miles.

(For some reasons, I can play fetch like dogs 🐶)

My name is Buffalo because I have a big nose like a 🐃. I weirdly enjoy butt patting👏. I am in charge for security 🛡️ in the house (because other cats are lazy piece of sh*ts 😠). I only eat dried foods because dried foods are for real men (I am fixed btw…)

If you are the following:

Bird 🦜, Mouse 🐁, Roach 🪳, Butterfly 🦋, other cats 🐈 that I don’t like

I will chase you till the end of the Earth without any reason (not Yellow though, that bully son of b*tch)

The name is Chip. I am the foreign minister of the ganngs because I am friendly and can get a long with literally everyone 💛.

I spent most of the time laying 😴 on the ground in the most unconfortable ways. The only time I stand up is when asking for food 🐟.

I produce half a kilo of furs every day and constantly need grooming 🪮.

I am cucu the little bird 🦅 because I like to be on the air (jumping) all the time: Trees 🌴, furnitures 🛋️, electronic devices 📺.

I did not choose the wildlife, the wildlife chose me. Neighbors call me “Cucu the pirate 🏴‍☠️”.

I have the loudest “Meow” 🔊 of all the cats, and I like to meow for attentions, especially in the middle of the night when everyone else is peacefully sleeping 💤.

People say I hate Shrimp, but I only hate him only when he is: eating, sleeping, standing, laying, and breathing. That all 😒.

I am Shrimp🦐, yep Cucu hates me!

I like to chase cat fishing toys 🎣. I literally do not do anything else!

I drink water directly from the water pipes 🚰, other cats say I’m weird, whatever.